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You love Maxim Magazine.  You have a subscription.  But every month you turn right past the pages of airbrushed models and tales of manliness to the back where you so you know whether to wear plaid, argyle or stripes this season.  For that matter, you will actually be able to wear one of the three without hopping off to H&M. 

You relish in the superior aesthetics of Bang & Olufsen and have a wide selection colognes, maybe even on claims, '60% of the time, it works every time!'  You have considered buying girls' jeans and use a separate shampoo and conditioner.
-The BJ