LINK:  www.slate.com

Mom, I think that it's really great that you finally are learning how to use the internet.  Really.  I mean, we bought you the Dell laptop and set you up with a Hotmail account because we wanted you to be connected with the digital world.  But, can you please stop emailing me the shit that you read on Slate.  I know that it is tempting to send your daughter "Tips on what NOT to wear into the office" or "Foods to order on a date to see if he is in to you," but please stop.  Slate is like the website that you shouldn't still be reading if you've spent more than two weeks connected to the internet.  The next time I'm home I will show you how to change your homepage from MSN.com and why sending chain emails are a bad idea.
-Suzy Cue