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Vegas Odds:
 
You are a lost white kid who never really fit in well with the crowd:  3:2

You debated getting a tattoo of a star on your body because you saw someone who had one at the Sufjan concert; but hesitated after you thought that people might wrongly assume you to be a Dallas Cowboys fan:   3:1

You aren't really sure who or what the Dallas Cowboys are:  2:1

If you are male:  You weigh more than 140 lbs:  5:1

If you are female:  Your haircut is asymmetrical:  2:1

You pretend to spew vomit in your mouth when a co-worker brings up last night's episode of American Idol:  2:1

You secretly watched last night's episode of American Idol but will never admit it to anyone:  2:1

You have at least one David Sedaris, Dave Eggers, or Camus book displayed prominently in your apartment which you have never actually read:   2:1

You would let each member of Radiohead pee on you:  3:1

You have dreams about Williamsburg even though you have never been there:  4:1

You enjoy thinking for yourself:  10:1
-Jii