LINK: http://trent.blogspot.com

As a Pink is the New Blog reader, you are the trendy, hip girl that enjoys speaking with others in her office about socio-political cultural trends. 

Now, the previous statement is almost correct.  All you have to do is replace a few words:

“Trendy” with “obnoxious”
“Hip” with “fat”
“Girl” with “girl who wishes that all of her cats were human friends”
“Speaking with” with “relentlessly annoying”
“Office” with “temp job found on Craigslist”
“Socio-political cultural trends” with “trivial shit that no one else gives a rat’s dick about and makes you seem like a disgusting celebrity obsessed waste of life”
-Stil