LINK:  www.perezhilton.com


"I can't believe people actually read this!" you say to yourself in the morning as you sit in your fuzzy-walled cubicle, sipping a latte from that little place you found yourself, perusing your favorite celeb sites.  You find the white alterations sophomoric, but laugh anyway, looking over your shoulder like someone just told a racist joke.  You claim you enjoy it for the scathingly satirical social commentary, but that line didn't work when your friends made fun of you watching Jerry Springer, either.
-Lansbury