LINK:  www.nerve.com

You masturbate.

A lot.

But you're not really sure though if you masturbate like everyone else.  Your ex-jock friends from high school say that its pretty weird that you put on Elliot Smith, slather yourself in olive oil, and jerkily roll around on a shag carpet until you get off.  But, you're online friends at Nerve say that it's acceptable... and actually pretty freaky (in a good way). 
-Stil