LINK:  www.monster.com


You are a young, educated, savvy professional with more skills than your peers, but a resume that shows your youth and relative inexperience.  You have found new and creative solutions for your employers, so you decided to look for a job in a new and creative way.   That's what Monster wants you to think.

You, the actual user of Monster are either, A) working for minimum wage, socially inept, maybe even mildly retarded, hoping desperately to make that move from KFC to the big times at Bennigan's, or B) someone who posts spam jobs for marketing.
-Lansbury



I am not exactly sure what Monster.com is.  Apparently, its some website that community college kids scroll through for hours every day while looking (continually more) dejected.  
-Steve Oh