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You have a lot of god-damned opinions on foreign events. You get off on being the one in your group of friends who claims to know the difference between Sunni and Shiite Muslims and get upset that “ignorant Americans” don’t even know who the leader of Zimbabwe is. White you roll your eyes when one of your friends says something like, “I don’t get the difference between Jews and Arabs,” you do secretly feel that it would be nice to read about something other than Middle-Eastern conflicts. No matter. Maybe one day you’ll run for politics, but until then you will now be an asshole and relish this period before the 2008 elections where you can make all of your friends feel stupid because they are planning to vote for the “wrong” candidate for all the “wrong” reasons.
-Dan-O