LINK:  www.facebook.com

It once felt like a country club.  You had to have a .edu email address, and you were even a little miffed when they took away 'member since' line.  Still, you tell yourself its a communication and you write on your old frat/sorority brother's/sister's wall hoping they write on yours to boost your online ego.

You think you might be able to even find a job through it.  Yet you're drunk in every picture and a proud member of the group "I have/want to/dream about fuckin [person's name]" and the tolerant (yet brash), "I don't hate chinks, I just think they're annoying and good at math." 

You proudly display that you are looking for "anything you can get' or hide your insecurity about your relationship status by being 'engaged' to one of your best friends.  Cause single people are all whores and ready to have web cam sex any time. 
-Kungfumaniac