LINK:  www.digg.com

You are 16 years old. You have made a 'In Soviet Russia, ________ _______s YOU!" comment at some point, but digg down anyone who does it now.  There was that one time, on that one article where your comment had the most diggs and you spent the day digging down anyone else who came near yours.  One day—one day!—you'll have a link on the front page.  Until then you'll keep commenting, refreshing until someone approves your witty observation, validating your solitary, lonely existence.
-Kungfumaniac