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You use a Macintosh. 

Most likely a power model. 

You have more than one iPod. 
 
Your storage capacity is about half a terabyte if not more. You appreciate aesthetics, minimalism, have a penchant for three syllable words, and proudly consider yourself the smartest in the whole office.

More than anything, you have a lot of time on your hands.   You've not only pondered the appearance and smoothing of a sans sarif font on a 320 x 480 screen, but you took the time to read 800 words about it. 

Then you read the linked articles, even though 70% of the them were quoted verbatim in the post.
 
And above all, you agree wholeheartedly with everything John Gruber says.  If he took a dump on a picture of the St. Louis Arch, you'd sure as hell agree with it.  Sure, for a minute, you think, 'Hey, he's not making a point at all.  He's simply pooping on a symbol of the mid-west's vapid mediocrity." 
 
But after a second of contemplation you say to yourself, "Well, he does present it quite succinctly. . ." 
 
A moment later, you have a headache and discover you've bought a $30 t-shirt for no reason.
-Lansbury