LINK:  www.collegehumor.com


Whoooo!  Yeah man, remember that slut?  We put SIGMA PI on her titties and put on the internet.  Haha.  Yeah.  She totally blew me afterwards, too.  I swear to god.  What A Slut.  Yeah.  I banged her, too.  I was like, 'uhhhhh!  I'm Rick James, bitch!"

Haha.

Yo, did you see that fart lighting video on Gorillamask?
-Lansbury



Oh fart yeah, this is freaking awesome!  I'm so happy that I don't live with my parents any more!  Oh wait, now that I live in the dorm I don't need to watch my mouth anymore... so FUCK SHIT TACO TESTICLES!!!  I'm not getting as laid as much as I had hoped during my high-school jack-off sessions... but like my roommate is really cool.  Most nights we smoke a bowl and watch videos on the Internet of drunk people doing some crazy drunk shit until 4 in the morning... it's great!  I've only been in school a few months, but I already feeling like I'm growing as a person.
-Joey Mies