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You are the type of person who likes to leave your window blinds open because you want your neighbors to peer in and be witness to the glory of all your gadgets and well-thought-out design schemes. Do you get laid a lot? I mean, why else would you spend so much time obsessing over crap to put in your apartment? Seriously. If you're not getting laid… then I hope you enjoy masturbating on your Japanese designed modern furniture. I simply prefer an old plush couch thank you.
-Jii