A) Old, rich, and Asian.  B)  Old, rich, and Jewish (most likely from Long Island).  C)  Rich, shifty, and Persian – with a shaved chest, oversized gold jewelry, and enough hair gel to kill a camel.  D) A, B, or C’s shit-eating offspring in town for an excessive birthday celebration. 




The Wynn is more than just a place to gamble - it is also a venue for Long Island guys to showcase their best Ari Gold impressions and for single LA girls in their mid-30's to play the desperate two-minute drill on finding a NBA player to marry.  You probably are not foolish (or wealthy) enough to actually gamble there; but you are still willing to take out a second mortgage on your house to buy the clothes so you can at least feel like a "big deal" when you walk through the flower garden.  Hey, as long as your lie about being a sports agent (at a boutique agency) holds up, you may actually be able to pick up a (non-working) girl in the Lure Ultra-lounge.  Good luck!
-Jeff G.