Attending the All-Female counterpart to Hogwarts hasn't been easy for you, in part because of your roommate's all Ani DiFranco, all the time policy, but mostly because she uses the same razor on her legs, arm pits, and upper lip. Thankfully, you can still enjoy the beautiful campus, though not during the day, when it looks too much like a Gothic-themed Auschwitz, and not during the night, because that's when the dykes come out. But, damn it, you're independent and free-spirited, and you're going to find a cure for world hunger, even if you have to give up partying on Thursday night to do it. – Turbo