VEGAS ODDS:

You have a relative that makes a “mean” fried bologna sandwich  3:2
You voted Republican 1:2
You pronounce “Iraq” correctly  20:1
You live at least 500 miles from the closest ocean  2:1
You believe that the only beaches worth going to are Galveston, TX; Biloxi, MS; Daytona Beach, FL; Myrtle Beach, SC; Ocean City, MD; and Wildwood, NJ  5:2
You live in a house covered with vinyl siding  2:1
There is at least one minority that you consider to be a close friend  20:1