VEGAS ODDS:

You went through a bad breakup within the past year  2:1
This is the first album from Blue Note records  3:2
This is your first “jazz” album ever  3:1
You drive a hybrid vehicle  3:1
You have listened to this album with your parents  2:1
You really enjoy curling under soft blankets with a hot cup of chamomile tea on rainy days  2:1
You own at least one cat   1:1
You have a penis  10:1
You voted Republican  50:1
OVER/UNDER of the dollar amount spent weekly for Starbucks coffee:  $30