Doesn’t it seem weird that anyone admitting they like the reigning “King of Pop” has to preface it first:

“I know it seems cheesy, but I really like that one song.”
“Please don’t make fun of me, but I like dancing to Sexy Back.”
“As you may have guessed by my addiction to MTV, complete lack of individual thought, and embarrassing habit of getting black-out wasted and taking a random guy home every time we go to a club, yes I own the new JT album.”