VEGAS ODDS:

You currently live more than fifty miles from your parents' house:  5:1
You have spent more than six weeks in a town that has more than 50,000 people (not counting college):  9:1

You are not insulted when someone calls you "suburban"  2:1
You also own CD's by Dave Matthews Band, Coldplay, and U2 (the newer stuff):  1:1
You wear some sort of beaded (puka, shell, etc.) necklace  2:1
You feel "cheapened" by the fact that he is dating Jessica Simpson:  2:1
You subscribe to Rolling Stone magazine:  2:1
You will still be listening to John Mayer 10 years from now:  25:1