In middle school, when you listened to Green Day, you probably had kind-of-long hair (shaved on the sides underneath and sometimes dyed with Kool-Aid) and wore Stussy or No Fear t-shirts (didn’t live near the beach).  You were probably rambunctious and would carry a lighter around with you (for no other reason than the adolescent euphoric feeling of power of control over fire) and you’d laugh like Beavis or Butthead.  Wait, what do you mean “what about the people who still listen to Green Day?”  Haha, no one still listens to Green Day!