If you are male:  You are that whiney, cynical kid who played Mercutio in your high school’s rendition of Romeo and Juliet.  You play acoustic guitar and have a couple of close, innocuous guy friends whom you can easily manipulate (to go home and smoke pot back at your place when the girl that you are “in love with,” ignores you at the bar).  You haven’t gotten laid in a long, long time (if ever). 

If you are female:  You have been screwed over a lot and haven’t kept a boyfriend long, yet always blame yourself.  You always blame yourself.