What you put on a mixtape for your girlfriend. Hey, you're in love and the unoffensive rock provides a wonderful soundtrack for youthful affection. But, being in love causes you to do a lot of stupid things like wear ugly sweaters on the holidays and screw your friends over for Blockbuster night. However, you begin to regain your sense of reality as you become sick of your girlfriend and are not 'blinded by love.' Unfortunately, your girlfriend continues to REALLY like Deathcab as you wise up and realize that your friends were right when they told you that you have become "a pussy-whipped little bitch." You break up. Your girlfriend has a tough time finding a new boyfriend because her taste in music deems her as flaccidly unoriginal.