Were you one of the quasi-hippie kids that used to really like DMB who then later got annoyed when all of the meatheads started crashing the concerts?  Or were you one the meatheads that never really understood why so many hippies went to their shows when all you wanted to do was drink heavily, huff nitrus balloons, and make out with girls to “Satellite?”



It's not your fault.  No really it isn't your fault that you have such shitty taste in music.  I mean you are a white kid that was from the suburbs and wore a lot of earth-toned comfort clothes and enjoyed smoking pot.  You didn't have the balls to grow your hair real long (and be a full-blown Phish fan) and you were too sensitive to listen to any of the "hard" music.  So you were channeled directly into liking Dave Matthews.  It's like the nature vs. nurture debate.  You were nurtured into listening to cheesy adult contemporary at what should have been your most rebellious age, and by nature you are just a pussy.  -Moon Man