When Van Halen started to get too intellectual for you, thank god AC/DC was there. They're like the rock band equivalent of the woman of your dreams: they're not too bright, drink grain alcohol for breakfast, are obsessed with sex, and seem committed for the long run to a short pants schoolboy uniform. You're yet to find a woman like that, but hell, there are only so many rest stops and crackhouses she could be hiding in. 
-Turbo