The soundsystem on my DVD player cost more than tuition at my private school, but that doesn't make any less from the streets. If I were trying any harder to be black, I'd spend all my time doing fat white chicks. Unfortunately, too much of my day is taken up by my favorite pastime – masturbating to my own reflection.
- TURBO
The pinnacle of the Nuevo-riche, Get-Rich-Or-Die-Tryin’ mentality. Scarface was the ever-present dorm room poster that somehow served as inspiration for white college students to work hard. Especially for the suburban kids whose parents had to toil for years in order to afford the opportunity to send them to school, the allure of an easier way to the “world is yours” lifestyle is monstrously appealing. Also Scarface is apparently a great “pre-gaming” movie in colleges where the average night did not involve picking up girls, but getting as belligerent as possible. Because, you know… having balls is necessary when needing to win the big beer pong tournament.
-PSMITHS