I just returned from a family vay-cay in Prague .
 
R
Mmm-hmm  Mumsie bought herself a new fur for these willy nilly new England winters.

R

Quite practical, yes.

R

No, we're still looking for a new housekeeper.  We had to dispose of Rosa after we found out that she did not have all her papers in order.  And you know Phillip would not bear to show his face in the firm if the authorities came to our house snooping around.  Can you recommend anyone?

R

No, that was Maria, the one who's soul we crushed from our demeaning and unappreciative banter.

R

I know, back to your dingy huts and extramarital-interfamilial sex games!   Wha-ha!

R

I tell you I'd nearly vote in favor of decreased border protection and immigration laws if it would help us hire new staff for less than the depreciation on our custom toilet bowls.

R

Why disrupt a system that's worked so well in our favor.

R

I'm glad you appreciate them, dear.  I can't shit on just anything.
-Chottie



Wearing Johnston & Murphy loafers does not necessarily imply that you currently earn more money than your counterparts – as demonstrated by some of the more expensive and more European brands that are sported by the hedge fund minorities.  Rather, wearing a mainstay American brand on your foot indicates that you are from a family with bluer blood and a more formidable pedigree.  When you kick those babies up on the desk next to your Bloomberg screen(s), you are essentially iterating to your first-generation-wealth co-workers that all the money they are sending back home to their families in Seoul or Punjab will never be able to buy their family name on the Mayflower.  Oh and now that Jeremy Piven is a spokesman for the brand, you can feel more justified in your Ari Gold-like shouting at the back office asshole who “fucked up” your lunch order.
-Eric Equity