"Gucci Stiletto as a Metaphor"
By Sally

Pointed as my nose often does skyward
Stiletto you make me feel sexier
than my third round of rhinoplasty ever could.
-Chottie



I want to suck you off right now.  Well not really, but I want you to rip my dress off and pleasure me.  No.  No, actually I don’t want you to do that at all because I’m pretty well-dressed and you probably don’t know what you are doing.  No, no don’t roll your eyes and walk away.  Just like stay and ummm talk with me for awhile.  Please.  I’ve got these great shoes on that cost a lot of money and are very impractical on these busy city streets.  Isn’t that something special?  It shows that I have control over my surroundings.  I am a woman in control!  You see being in control helps command attention.  And that’s what I’m doing with these shoes… commanding attention!  How do you like me now bitches!?!?

Please pay attention to me.  Ok, at least notice me.  Well please look at me.   I mean, that’s why I’m wearing these shoes.  Because I need you to… Oh god my life is so empty.
-Suzy Cue



As the head counselor from Gucci Stiletto bootcamp, I tell all of my campers to always be in proper uniform.  It is mandatory that when Gucci Stilettos are in tow to wear something where every guy and jealous heifer girl in the room has to use their imagination and all of their brainpower to figure out what kind of panties you're wearing.  Caution: Do not rock Gucci Stilettos unless you have mastered the "I know, that you know, that I know...that I'm not wearing anything underneath this DVF dress..." walk.

...or you'll regret it
-Miss OGT