In the fashion world, a critic's gaze begins at the floor and lingers…just a moment…then raises in practiced sequence, absorbing each article and its presentation, with a bias toward finding fault from first unforgiving glance. 

Before you attempt to make your own shoe selection at Urban Outfitters or whichever inner-city kick-seller, please read the following.  Remember, it doesn't matter what you think, it matters what other people think about you.
-Chottie

Converse Chuck Taylors

Crocs

Gucci Stilettos

Keds

Johnston & Murphy Loafers

Puma Sneakers