At the Chargers game, you are either
A) A Mexican guy with a shaved head, multiple tattoos, baggy pants, and a young son (also with a shaved head and baggy pants).
B) Blonde, wearing pink, and with a piece of sushi (from the tailgate) stuck in your teeth. You drove down from Orange County and are with your boyfriend (who has tassled, blonde hair).
C) An old guy from LA who just can’t bring himself to root for the Rams or the Raiders.