The Patriots are like that nerdy, well-behaved kid in elementary school. They always listen to their coach, don’t waste any money, and their fans normally don’t initiate trouble. But like elementary school, the NFL is all about entertainment and pushing the limits, thus making The Patriots one of the most boring and uncharismatic teams of all time. Plus, Boston fans finally having found a winning sports team have emerged as the most annoying, self-righteous people on Earth, and thus the easiest with whom to initiate a fight. –JD Spoo