VEGAS ODDS:

You actually grew up in Northern Wisconsin:  50:1
You grew up in another forgettable, cold, shithole area in the Midwest:  3:1
You own at least one pair of bright orange hunting pants that you occasionally wear to the stadium in the winter:  2:1
You started truly following football in the mid-90’s and became homo-erotically enamored with Brett Favre’s “heroics” (read: pill problems):  3:2


No, keep holding on to that dream and that Number 4 jersey.  Keep reveling in the history and the “magic” of Lambeau field.  Forget the many years when your team was the joke of the league.  It’s OK.  You know why?  You live in Green Bay.  So, why rub salt in your wounds and rag on your football team… when the Pack is the only joy that you have in your frigid, isolated life.  - PSMITHS