The “America’s Team” mantra that has always defined the Cowboys as the most obnoxious team in the NFL stems from the disillusionment of the Dallas fan-base.  The Cowboy joke starts at the top – a jackass owner, an overrated coach, a JV football squad, and legions of goofy-talking idiots that support the farce.  Thank you Cowboys for single-handedly providing the image that makes America the most hated nation in the world. 

HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM:  Dressed up in the bar in expensive and gaudy clothes (pearls on the girls, boots on the boys) “hootin’” and “hollerin’” during every four-yard pickup.