The Bengals are like a smelly dog that has been ignored for a long time. Once it starts receiving attention it immediately overwhelms itself with excitement, tears around the living room, craps on the rug and is then forced to go back outside. With all of the arrests, showboating, and generally uninspired play from the Bengals it is not long before America gets pissed off and makes them sleep outside for another two decades. Shut up Cincinnati fans.