Van Heusen makes the dress shirts that never really fit right on customer service associates, assistant restaurant managers, software engineers or any other over-worked, underpaid, pee-on.  Usually purchased en masse from an outlet store or TJ Maxx (one in every color that’s your size), these shirts are the workhorses of the Toyota Corolla – “I’m really trying to move up in life” crowd.  They tend to run a little large (probably designed with the assumption that those most in need of these cheap shirts are “average” Americans) but at least they don’t wrinkle easily, thus saving you from needing to get them pressed at the dry cleaners.  Which is nice, because given your lifestyle you really ought to be saving every penny.
-Eric Equity