Oh wow, you look just like an online banner ad!  LOL!!! I’m just kidding.  But you do look like a whore though.  LOL!!!  Hey, I’m playing around with you… relax.  But seriously, with those crazy-plain-colors you look like a groupie for R.E.M.  LOL!!!  Easy killer, don’t get mad… that last one could even be construed as a compliment.  But seriously, good for you - bucking the trend and just buying some high-quality, American-made, low-priced underwear.  Oh, it’s not that low-priced?  My bad.  Whatever though, you are right... we should totally boycott funky go-go outfits imported from China.  I mean fuck those people right?  LOL!  But still though, you look fat.  LOL!!!
-Jersey Boy