University of California Santa Barbara

There is a sort of charismatic kitsch (a la Big Lebowski) for being known as really freaking lazy.  Nevertheless, that charm normally wears off around junior year of college when it is expected that you should start to make something of your life.  Unfortunately, with a UCSB degree the notion that your lazy ass wasted four years of your life will stay on your resume forever.

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