Towson University

The police officers in Ocean City, MD are able to surmise when Towson has holiday break due to the extravagant number of date rapes, DUI’s, bar fights, morning after pill purchases, and the heavy feeling that the overall intelligence quotient of the beach town has been lowered by thirty points. 

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