Grandpa went to Temple and he became an accountant (in Northeast Philly). Dad went to Temple and he became an accountant (in Montgomery County). Mom went to Temple and studied elementary ed with 223 of her closest girlfriends (who now all work in the prestigious, white suburban-Philly school system). Now the daughter goes to Temple with Lakisha, and 600 of Lakisha’s closet friends, to study elementary ed (minor in psych) and “toughen up” on the SEPTA before “subbing in the burbs.” - Eight