If you are Chinese: You lived in the dorm for all four years at Stanford and did not go out much.

If you are Japanese: You probably used to go to the Boba place off campus and watch Anime in your overpriced Palo Alto apartment.  Your father works at some international business that has the word “Pacific” in the firm name.  

If you are Korean: Although are very proud of your national origin, you gladly embrace other Asian cultures because you are well aware that Korean is not necessarily the trendy Asian influence right now.  Needless to say you like computers and technology.  

If you are not Asian: You have wealthy/influential parents or are the direct result of a strong “diversity” effort in the admissions office.
-Vincent Face