13th Grade for white, public school suburbanites.  At orientation, make sure to wear your Abercrombie outfit with sandals, have Snow Patrol playing from your computer speakers, and put up PLENTY of pictures of your high school friends.  Interesting, they look very similar to the pictures your roommate has up… you guys are going to besties for sure.  Now, how do you take down your closet door so you can make a beer pong table for your dorm room?
-Jii


Where are all the black kids? They were in the brochure, why aren’t there any on campus? Maybe all the guys in plaid shorts scared them away. Damn, you were looking forward to making friends with one so that when you make racial jokes you could say ‘hey, it’s ok…one of my best friends is black’. Oh well, let’s get dressed up and drink.
-Goldie Wood