Long Island – Rich – Jewish – Greek – Ravens fan.  One of these adjectives applies to every single student at UMD, and outside of reading the Torah, every one of them makes me want to cut myself (someone else).  Maryland has the good fortune of being located deep within the grundle of Washington DC.  This allows Evan from Mineola, NY to hurl racial epitaphs from his Land Rover, drunkenly crash into a Pontiac Sunfire at the PopEye’s off Route One, get the shit beaten out of him by PG County’s finest, crawl home and do some blow – all to have his dad clean it up before he wakes up.  Repeat X 4 years.  Good times.  - AVAIL