Also known by the moniker, “Just Missed UVA,” this bastion of HPV and Mennonites (like a Mormon, but even more boring), is located in the idyllic Virginia city of Harrisonbu…what am I saying, this place smells like dog food.  It’s  a fact.  James Madison isn’t the type of school that specializes in just one area.  In fact, it isn’t special at all.  Average academics, shitty sports, in the middle of nowhere…it just marinates in the indistinct!  No wonder its lemmings (graduates) flock to Northern Virginia, the epicenter of all creative! Fun Fact: JMU is also 61% female, the majority entering into nutritional and health sciences.  Ironic, since none of these bitches eat.  The male population at JMU tends to major in an undeserved sense of self-satisfaction that cannot be obscured by such realities as they peaked in terms of women before they even knew how to pleasure them.  - AVAIL