You can go surfing during your lunch break!

You probably have little motivation and don’t care much about education.

Your teachers and faculty are seriously lacking compared to other state schools – but you could probably care less because you aren’t planning on doing anything with that degree anyway.

But you can go surfing during your lunch break!

If you are originally from Hawaii, it was probably expected that you would just attend school at UH as opposed to ever leaving the island to expand your horizons.

If you are not originally from Hawaii, you probably have gotten your haole ass kicked repeatedly in the locals’ bars and only find solace among the mainland tourists in Waikiki. 

But you can go surfing during your lunch break!

You normally receive looks of utter disdain from people because they assume that you are a waste of space who never achieved your dream of being a marine biologist or an international advocate for Asian economic initiatives.

You can place my luggage over there on the bed... oh and please bring up some of those delicious macadamia nuts that you people eat here... and if I need anything else I will just page the front desk to have you bring it up for me.  Now get out of my room.  Mahalo dude!

But you can go surfing during your lunch break!

-Kimmie