Georgetown:  A place where boring student council presidents (and high school tennis stars) spend four years to destroy their idealism before working in a consultancy firm before going to law school before working for a large corporate firm before meeting a girl of similar pedigree before having two kids before putting undue pressure on them to succeed and advance the family name before inevitably being disappointed by them before dying a miserable old person who never "got the chance" to change the world.
-Eric Equity

Hi, my name is Marv Upton and I would really like to buy you a drink.  A little about me?   Well sure.  Let's see, I just graduated from college in DC.  What?  No, I didn't graduate from George Washington.   Ewww.  No, I went to Georgetown.  Yeah… I mean come on…  I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt here, not like a faggy Diesel or whatever those hipster kids wear.   Haha  I'm just kidding… no I'm sure those kids are really nice.
 
Anyway, so I graduated with a degree in Government and Public Policy because my father said that would probably give me the most options and probably the best chance for grad school.   Yeah.  You have really pretty eyes.  You know that?  Seriously.   You remind me of this stripper that my fraternity hired during March Madness last year.  You wouldn't happen to have a sister named Mindy would you?   Hey, I'm joking!  No, I didn't mean to offend you.  I'm sorry.  I thought that girls with back tattoos liked being spoken to like that… I mean I've never seen any girls like you back home in Nantucket.
-Dubs