Where awful New York City prep school kids go to “broaden their horizons on the world” – or in other words, to willingly surround themselves with more minorities in the upper-west side. Needless to say, they will inevitably grow more jaded as they determine, through four years of dirty looks and the occasional offerings of forced sexual penetration, that they are not so “down with brown.” These sentiments will be disguised at their future I-Banks and they will serve as the cultured member of the analyst team, gently explaining to the others that the “Slope Day” Trevor, the Cornell analyst (state school LOL!), was referring to is not, in fact, “a day in which the house tried to tag Asians,” nor is it even the preferred nomenclature. It’s dinks.
-AVAIL

Where the 4 horseman of busted dwarf (frumpy. dumpy. stumpy. lumpy.) valedictorian girls from Tenafly, NJ frolick in their ballet flats and H&M chic totes down Broadway.

Columbia 12': super size it. Pinkberry is opening up on 112th!
-Miss OGT