Boston College

When most college kids talk about their sidekicks, they mean the T-Mobile product; when you talk about your sidekick, you're referring to the one black kid you made friends with to piss off your parents and lay the ground for a future Senate run. Remember, though, you're Catholic, and that means that as long as you later go to confession, you can party hard all the time (except for Lent, when you gave up masturbating in the library and thus the small social life you enjoyed). – Turbo 

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