In many ways, the scandals surrounding the Colorado football team were a good thing.  It showed another side to the school other than as a haven for high school fuckups to climb, kayak, smoke pot, eat shrooms, and listen to jam bands all why pursuing some bullshit degree in anthropology.  The scandals really rounded out the entire student body and showed all of its glorious sides. 



You were a California burnout kid whose parents really wanted them to go to a UC school.  Unfortunately you weren't smart enough to make into a California school and so Colorado seemed like a logical second choice.  Right? 
- Doug

Socks with sandals, dog ownership, and affinity for microbrewed "dank" beers are prerequisites for admission to Boulder.
-Papito

You have a Free Tibet bumper sticker on the back of your Range Rover as you scream at people in horrible Boulder traffic - all while increasing your carbon footprint tenfold. 
-Ian