Toyota Rav-4

You are just a confused person. There was a big part of you that wanted to get a posh, powerful SUV, but with all of the talk about global warming you didn’t want to seem like an asshole and drive around a gas guzzler. However, since you make some bullshit drive to your parent’s house once or twice a winter through the snow you convinced yourself that you still needed a sport-utility that can navigate well on ice. So a ‘baby’ SUV like the RAV-4 seemed like the obvious choice. Too bad you look like a pussy who can’t tow anything substantial nor are you able to convince anyone that you are saving the planet by driving an environmentally-friendly vehicle.

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