The Corolla is a great “stepping-stone” car. You know, one that is seemingly perfect for the transition from Point A (your current pathetic state) to Point B (any improvement whatsoever) in your life. Just hope that this metaphorical life transition goes quickly because in reality you probably get from geographic Point A to Point B very slowly in that Japanese cereal box.

The most stand-out feature on this car is the complete blandness and anonymity that will prevent you from standing out at all. Oh, you are 25 years old and claim to like your Corolla because of its “reliability”… wow, that’s about as rare to find as a smelly Eastern European working on a cruise ship or a fat girl who claims that she wears sweat pants because they are comfortable.  
-DocDoc