You are just too precious for words! I mean, like you actually bought one! Wow! Good for you! You always talked about getting one but we never really believed you because, like, you talk about doing a lot of things. LOL!!! Like remember how you said that you were going to be president of the Chris Kattan fan club! Or like when you snorted pixie sticks and tried to watch Austin Powers ten times in a row! OMG we LOL’d so fucking much that night! But you actually spent a lot of money and are now finally branding yourself as a Mini Cooper driver! How quirky!  How exciting!
-Jii